Read the FIRST THREE chapters of BEARD NECESSITIES!

Prologue

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

― George Burns

*Cletus*

“Someone want to tell me what’s going on?”

I gave my youngest brother’s hand a pat where it rested on the covers of his hospital bed, checking the watch on my wrist. Jethro was late.

“All will be revealed, Roscoe. All will be revealed,” I assured, assuredly. Poor kid, they’d made him shave his beard. The youngest of us seven kids, his chronological age was twenty-six, but he looked like a ten-year-old.

He should’ve let me shave...