10 Reasons Not To Enlarge Your Penis

1. You're a woman – you ain't got one!

2. You already have an erection!

3. As far as most women are concerned (and many men too) it isn't size that counts but what you can do with it!

4. Scientific research suggests that silicon impants are dangerous – and simply ingesting herbs doesn't work!

5. Adding three inches to your donger would make your balls look distressingly small by way of comparison!

6. You're already a complete dick so you don't need to make yourself a bigger one!

7. A small blood sausage is easier to swallow (a variation on the small is beautiful argument)!

8. Herbal remedies are a rip-off – why waste your money?

9.. Too great a fixation on genital size and pleasure is phallocentric and will result in most women (and many men) viewing you as a complete cock!

10. If you really want to reclaim your manhood then you've got to learn to love it just the way it is!

And while you're at it don't forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!