Still Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

Still editing myShort Stories,Flash Fiction,and my newBook.So,for your reading pleasure,here is aPostfromOctober 16th 2016calledNot Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House
I really need to stop doing these Post on my phone.
I hate this color!*****I have designatedSunday,the day of rest,as my day to tie upLoose Ends,do rebuttals to anyCommentsleft on myPosts,andfill in the blanks onorof stories I forgot to write about.They say in life,and I do not know who they are,"If you are fortunate to live a long life, you have stages later in life where parts of it seem to be missing."
It begins when you don't remember to do something you were supposed to do,
and then you are labeled withAbsent-mindedness.People will say you are becomingSenileafter a certain age for searching for your car keys while they are in your hand.You get a few gray hairsand your forgetfulness turns intoDementia.Finally,you forget to put your pants on when you wake up in the morningand you get the label of havingAlzheimer's!Let me ask you this with a sound mind and body.Who here,in thisGreat Countryof ours,hasn't gone into the neighbor's house after a night of partying,fallen asleep,and gone through the dresser drawers looking for a pair pants when they wake up? You are all a bunch of lairs if I am the only one!The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer.I have so much useless stuff stored up in there,that when I forget to clean out myMind's Cache,it has no room for new information.Like wearing pants!
This is,Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
- Criss Jami, -
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