Friday-Eve Randomness Doot-doot-doot

There is this guide I'm currently reading, and omfg, I'm not sure what it is...the weather, the sinus infection that's brewing, or that snoozefest that is the text, but I can't seem to get through this $%#@ book. Instead of doing the smart thing and quitting it, or putting it back on eBay to sell, I've got the cat o' nine tails out and I'm beating myself dead horse style to finish reading this bloody book. Why do I do this to myself?

There are roughly 100 pages left to slog through...