Store Names that Make Me Go Hmmmmm?

Sitting at supper I looked out the window at stores across from where we were dining. I’ve looked at them before, but tonight I finally crystallized why their names bother me. We’ll work our way up to what I consider the worst.

Foolish Things – Bar Kind of describes the situation perhaps?

Pure – Food/Juice Bar Well I hope so.

Black Optical – Since optics depend on light and black is the absence of light, I don’t know how the glasses in this place work.

And the winner.

Blue Mercury – skin care, spa – Really? You’re going to use in your name one of the deadliest of elements that can be absorbed through the skin, Mercury. There is no suggestion that they are referring to the planet or the god. I really think a better name for a skin spa could be found.

So, do you have any store or product names that make you wonder?