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The alien is back with questions. Not for him but for you humans. For he finds some things really strange. The cat admits that I do too, so I have no problem letting the alien go to it. The cat could ask the questions, but it is nap time, so I'll let the alien get to it. I'll also let Pat answer. Easy day for the cat.

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Have you ever been told something is normal by a so-called professional when normal is the farthest thing from the truth?

Don't you love that? You waste your time going there only to be told you are normal or that thing wrong with your car/house/whatever is normal and/or that they don't have the time to dig further into it and/or that you should be thankful that it's normal. Pfffffffft. Part of me just wants to push them out a window and when they hit the ground let them know that the pain they feel is normal.

Would you ever say to your kid, or any kid, that you are a forking waste of space and a forking drain on my time and if you don't forking eat this after making me climb these stairs you won't forking be eating anything again, little useless fork.

The day I say anything like that someone has my permission to take me out in the woods and shoot me. Actually heard it being said as I was out and about, and they didn't use fork. Poor kid acted like it was all normal too.

Have you ever called your spouse fat, worthless, wishing you never married them, and a whole host of other things like that?

Again, if I ever did that, kick my ass to the curb and let a car hit me. You have to be a complete douchebag to say that, man or woman. No amount of apologizing would get me to let you back in the door. And yep, heard that during my travels too.

Would you ever get a dog or cat just to starve it and leave it there?

If I did this, you could throw me in a cage and leave me there. If you don't like animals or don't want one, don't take on the responsibility. Easy as that. And yeah, seen this too, and let's just say they may or may not have got ratted out. Pssst, I did the former.

Have you ever wondered how some movies even get made as they are so disjointed and bad?

Yep. Some are like 50 writers went at the thing. Scenes don't even progress at any pace at all. Just slapped in here and there. Someone must have had a favor owed.

Would you ever say you are going to do something and then not do it?

Nope. I can say no with ease. So if I don't want to do it, no it is. But if I say I'll do something, then unless I croak or catch the plague, I'll damn well do it.

Have you ever dealt with someone who thought they were smart and pulling things over on you when really they were as obvious as can be and a childish asshole?

Dealt with a few. One stands out above the rest, but they have gotten so pathetic that it is now funny. Funny in a pathetic way. Too bad one can't rid them completely out of life. But to do that you'd have to be a hermit in the woods or rich and isolated. I could handle the latter.

And now my questions are through. Any questions from you? Do you have your own answers to any of the above? Would you give such douchebags the shove? Like a shove into traffic and such? Now I'm rhyming like the cat too much. It is catching on my alien ass. Feel free to answer or add questions in mass.

Question period signing off.