How does anyone keep with with this magazine?

The New Yorker offered me a 250% discount on a year's subscription, citing me as a "professional."

Having ideas for stories that I would like to publish in the magazine someday, and liking the sound of the word professional, I was unreasonably excited about this.

How can I resist such a deal?

Except now I will have to suffer from New Yorker guilt as the magazines pile up, week after week, only partially read.