Café Of The Week (2)
I’m partial to a faggot, balls made of minced off-cuts and
offal, swimming in a sea of onion gravy. In these more politically correct
times they seem to have been relabelled as meat balls but faggots they were
when I had them as a child for school dinners and faggots they will remain, as
far as I’m concerned.
Jo Evans-Pring is the owner of Fanny’s Rest Stop Café in
Newport in South Wales and faggots are on the menu. In an attempt to drum up
custom, the enterprising Jo ran some adverts on Google and noticed that sales
were increasing, especially of her faggots, amusingly dubbed Fanny’s faggots.
To consolidate her success, she posted a photo of a delicious plate of faggots
replete with peas and gravy.
That is where her troubles began.
The censors at Google, happy to allow extremist propaganda
and pornographic content through with nary a comment, wrote to Jo, pointing out
that her photo of the faggots had been removed for containing “inappropriate
and offensive content”.
Jo saw red. Still, there’s no such thing as bad publicity
and sales continue to rocket. Try some, if yu get a chance, they are delicious.
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