Where have Action Man's gonads gone?

Look, if I were a boy – and you've got to admit, I am still pretty puerile – there's only one place I'd want to send my Action Man right now. And that's Helmand.

Whatever its rights and wrongs, our latest Afghan adventure is the most exciting, testing thing that has happened to our military since at least the Imjin River. And while our chaps and chapesses are there, the very least we owe them is to thrill to their magnificent adventures, their courage, their self-sacrifice and their endurance ...