Married To A Tree

Woman Marries A TreeBy Max Clements & Chris Kitchingfor Mirror.co.uk A mum-of-two has 'tied the knot' with a tree and now intends to change her surname to reflect the species she 'married'. Kate Cunningham's family and friends looked on as the bizarre wedding ceremony was held in a Merseyside park. The 34-year-old bride decided to 'marry' the elder tree in Litherland's Rimrose Valley Park as a stunt to raise awareness about a campaign opposing the construction of a new bypass. The activist, from Melling, told the Liverpool Echo that she now plans to change her name to Kate Rose Elder by deed poll.
You know,theTreeused to date only other plantsbut decided to branch out!
The newBridehad to move in with theTreebecause he was already rooted!
TheRing Bearer,theBride'spet dog,ruined theWeddingby peeing on theBark!
This is,Just Telling The Bizzare News When I Hear ItJim Hauenstein,
And,
“The only happy marriages I know are arranged ones.”
- Leo Tolstoy -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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