Being a Full Time Writer

Means…

Still being up at this time
Veering from research topics as diverse as best restaurants in Richmond, VA to the way the full moon affects the sex drive
Wine, lots of wine (not compulsory- well, it is for me.)
Lists that go on forever
The inability to say “no” to projects because they’re ALL SO NAGDARN EXCITING
Blankets, cushions, cats
Insisting that yes, I do need this right now, it’s for a writing thing ssh…
No, get off, it’s mine!
Hiding the bodies