It Is Typed And I'm Sooooo...Not Wiped!

"This look is for all the naive people out there. Some humans have it to spare."
The cat watched a conversation that Pat had. I knew I had to use it at my pad. It was just too fun not too. Are you ready to have it in view? Warning! Naive people may take the bait. Or those hard up for a date.
But but butComes the rut.Stuck in a way.Belief won't stray.
"I'm a 55 years young grandmother with a sports car, eight grand kids, and a dog named Fluffy. I am seeking a man who just wants to have fun in their later years in life. Nothing too clingy. Just fun. I hope to hear from you soon."
But but butStill in the rut.It takes too much work.23 seconds, that's work with a perk.
"I'm an ostrich out for a stroll that wants to stick my head in your bed. Won't you let me do that? It would be mighty fun."
But but butWait. Can an ostrich strut?Focusing on the wrong thing.That's gotta sting.
"I have so many things for sale. I just need your credit card number and then you can see them all. I am sure you will love them and everything is half price. I do this just for you because you are so special."
But but but.Can we end this rut?You want to buy from the nut?My turn...but but but.
"I'm a stay at home mom and I have 3 kids with one on the way. I have it hard and would love it if you follow me back. I just get all giddy when I get a follow back. I want you to know that you are the best for following me back. Now won't you help me by buying my product and watching my videos? My offshore bank account is waiting for your donation."
But but...donation?Have you turned the station?Only took two hours or so.My, humans are rather slow.
"I've been a salesmen for 23 years and I have a deal for you. I've discovered this product that will give you years to your life. It is secret so I will only share it with you. A little about me. I have a dog. I have a cat. I have a flamingo. I have herpes. I have a farm. I have the best product that you will ever buy."
But...herpes?Worse than a case of the umm burpees?And just like that.You learned from the cat.
Like herpes they never go away.The fake are fake any old day.They are out to scam and steal.That is their whole deal.
Anything can be typed on the internet.Just look at what was typed by this pet.And as for it being too much work.Count the hours you put in for your hourly perk.
Guess what? They are the same.This scamming isn't just some game.It is the job they decided to do.They want an hourly wage just like you.
"I have a limit on humans and would rather get along with dogs. I may sometimes chase frogs. I'm not overly sold on humans being wiser. Not even if they pretend they are an adviser. And if you really must know, this post took 14 minutes and 32 seconds to give a go. That is so much work that I deserve fifty bucks a pop. So put it in my tin can when you stop. Are you up on the scamming class? They sure are out there in everything in mass. We've all been taken at some point, in some way, by their sly pass, but now they can slyly suck on the gas from my little rhyming ass."

Just because you can see it, doesn't mean it isn't full of shit.