Reading In the Bathroom

If you are an avid reader, you will read anywhere you are. This is not an exaggeration. It doesn't matter where you are, you will read if you can.

You are waiting in line at the coffee shop. How can I tell you are a reader? You have a book or your electronic reading device out and are glued to it. You'll read no matter where you are. That includes the bathroom.

I'll readily admit that I read in the bathroom no matter where that facility might be. Even at work, my phone goes with me where I can read my ebooks. While using the facilities, I can get at least one more page read.

Before you know it, you've finished the book.

Others are shocked when I admit to reading in the bathroom at work. Why? What's wrong with that? Nothing, I say!

What do you do in the bathroom? There is the obvious we won't go into detail about. I believe in being frank, but that goes too far. I'm talking about what else you do.

You sit and stare at the back of the stall door. You might start to fold toilet paper to use. You might even chat up the person in the next stall who rushes out to escape the weirdo who wants to chat while they.... you know.

Pull out your smartphone and open up your ereading app. Go about your other business and knock off a few pages. Seriously, you can read so many more books if you read in the bathroom every chance you get.

What are you reading in the bathroom?