Hit or Miss: Crippled Pilgrims

With a name like Crippled Pilgrims, it has to be good!

Perhaps, just as in the classic "Saturday Night Live" sketch that riffs on the longtime Smucker's advertising slogan ("With a name like Smucker's it has to be good!") with products such as "Painful Rectal Itch," "Nose Hair" and "Death Camp," early '80s D.C. band Crippled Pilgrims figured using a somewhat offensive-sounding name might distinguish them from the crowd.

They certainly sounded different from the artists that were topping the cha...