Open Letter to Bill Myers

Dear Mr. Myers,

Thank you for your interest in my novella Murdered by Human Wolves. I can't tell you how much I appreciate you showing up at my place of employment for a second time to demand my attention and a copy of the book. Please forgive our school secretary, but I hope you can understand that part of her job is to keep the students and faculty separated from random people who walk in off the street. Also, please understand that I do not sell my books from my classroom. I attend many con...