“I was shooting a lot of tequila. I’d already thrown up before...

“I was shooting a lot of tequila.  I’d already thrown up before even going out that night.  Then at the bar I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine, and she was with a guy, so I walked up to him and said I’d put a brick through his window if he took advantage of her.  That was really humiliating, so I drank even more.  Everything after that is pretty hazy.  I remember it in vague blips.  I remember walking up to Kylie, and kissing her, then running away.  Then all my mates were leaving.  So I walked back up to her and said: ‘I’m going home.  Are you coming with me?’  She said ‘yes,’ and the rest is history.  But we tell family that we met at a university lecture.”  
(London, England)