THREE'S A CROWD

Imaginary Garden With Real Toads

Went to the supermarket 
and you can't even turn around 
without bumping into some body...

Fuken people! they're everywhereand the source of all our grief.
Cuz if it were just you and methere'd be no worry about the economywe'd barter straight upone to oneno need for tariffs as we'd know each other better than anyone else in the world andtrust that we weren't tryingto screw each other over.
If it were just you and methe skies would be clear 
and the oceans would be cleanand all the methane gas that goes into the atmosphere from all the cows and everyoneelse farting up a storm wouldn't existwe'd eat from nature's bountybrimming on the trees and the vines.
And the murder rate would be way downno assault weaponscuz nobody to assaultI could bonk you over the headwith my club if you got really out of linebut you'd be okay.
No white supremacists cuzhaving originated from somewhere over there in Africayou and I would bedark as blackberries (and just as juicy I might add).
Don't dismiss these words out of hand cuzall the world's major problemscan be traced back to too many  fuken people but there's nothing to be done about it now'cept try to be civiland don't turn around abruptly in the marketand bump into some old ladywho'll give you the nastiest looklike she thinks you shouldn't even exist.