Let's go Anti-Caroling Together!

BONUS CONTEST!


Hit me up with your scariest Christmas carol parody. It has to be singable—so you better pay attention to the meter. I want to use your song to wow the crowds of shoppers at my retail day job. (Keep it relatively clean, too, kids—I don't have a Mature rating on this blog. :D )


We'll pick another winner after I try out each of the entries at work. Winner will be chosen by my co-workers. Easiest ten bucks a writer can make. Give me the song you're REALLY singing when you hear those carols. Be sure to tell me which song you're ruining, too, so I have a reference.


I need a minimum of FIVE entries here, folks, so go nag your friends into entering. Srsly. Ten dollar gift cards don't come cheap.


Unless you just grab a pile from the store and stuff them in your pocket. But these are activated, man. They are activated.


Winner will be announced at the end of the hop. You've got time to work on your gems. Polish them up and make sure they gleam…with a creepy green light.


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