Do not haggle with Xanthu.

55. My Soul to Keep – Jean M. Favors

The main reason I bought this book is because the cover kicks ass. I want to parody it with the guinea pigs, but I can’t because it’s too absurd already and I’d just be sticking a pig in there and that’s not enough, frankly. It features a UFO beaming twin neon green lights onto a cat sitting on top of a tombstone in a cemetery. Yes!

The cat is important and its name is Sekhmet, just like the cat in the book about stupid teen Satanists I covered earlier this summer. Both Sekhmets I’ve read about were smarter and cooler than the teen lady protagonists in their respective books. Sekhment is guarding April, who isn’t that cool, but has been signed up for an ESP “experiment” by her cousin Sherm, who is a little bit of a maniac. The overall plot of this book was very odd, but, worth it to read (like people have said about my work on anonymous internet forums) and as mentioned, the cover is amazing.

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Ozymandias holds the fate of many souls underneath his sweet little fuzzy feet.

Mixtape:

1. King of the Rumbling Spires – T Rex

2. Killer – Midnight Force

3. Wooden Cross (I Can’t Wake the Dead) – Witchcraft

4. The Horned Goddess – The Sword

5. Captain – Ween

6. Infinity – Queens of the Stone Age

7. The Wizard – Black Sabbath

8. Blood Runner – Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats

9. Creeping Flesh – Terrortron

10. Power of Darkness – Danzig

11. The Lost – Uniform

12. Burn the Black Flame – Terrortron

13. Division Ruine – Carpenter Brut

14. Against the Door – Pinkish Black