What I'm Doing Wrong

According to the Internet:
--I shouldn't use my debit card at a gas station, grocery store, restaurant, hotel, ATM that isn't at my bank, or to buy anything on-line.
--I'm pooping wrong.
--I get upset too easily about social issues.
--I don't get upset enough about social issues.
--I'm feeding my cat the wrong food.
--I'm watering my plants wrong.
--I'm making cookies totally the wrong way.
--I shouldn't give my phone number out to anyone, especially to a web site.
--I should be using two-factor login verification by giving my phone number to the web site.
--I shouldn't drink sugared soda, diet soda, juice, coffee, hot cocoa, black tea, herbal tea, bottled water, or tap water.
--I shouldn't eat carbohydrates, proteins, or fat.
--I need to eat more vegetables.
--I shouldn't eat kale, spinach, romaine lettuce, peppers, celery, or root vegetables.
--I should be binge-watching all the incredible television and playing all these fantastic video games while thumbing through these 10 amazing apps that will change my life.
--I spend too much time in front of a screen.
--I should clean my house out of everything I own except a thumb drive of documents and personal photos.
--I should relax and not worry if my house is filled with stuff.
--I should exercise more.
--I'm at risk of injury if I exercise.
--I'm still pooping wrong.
Anything else . . . ?

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