Jokes and Prayers

A victim of the El Paso massacre arrives at the great border crossing in the sky where he's greeted by God.

"Señor, por favor," says the victim, "I've got a mass killing joke for you." And he proceeds to tell God the joke.

God listens glumly and then says, "That's not funny."

The man with the bullet wound in his head shrugs his shoulders and says, "I guess you had to be there."

With apologies to Ricky Gervais who told it as a Holocaust joke during an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, "Maybe China, Part 2"