And Finally, the Ultimate Zombie Gift Guide

Okay, okay, I'm almost done entertaining myself this week. Today, in the public interest, I'm wrapping up Preternatura Gift Guide week with the ultimate Zombie gifts. You'll notice that, unlike Wednesday's Vampire Gift Guide and Thursday's All  Things Werewolf Guide, today's will not end with a sexy zombie. Because, to me, sorry, zombies aren't sexy. I mean, okay, I have an undead French pirate in my books, but he's not a zombie. Repeat after me: Zombies. Are. Not. Sexy.

But, for those of you ...