A Place For You!

The cat was out and about. I may or may not have employed Pat to seek them out. Does it count as employee when you don't pay? Bah, he makes enough anyway. So we tried to show you water and send you for a direction trip, but now we are going to give you a house to buy and maybe flip.


Look at me.Time to buy by the sea.Buy buy buy from the best.All credit approved at 99.99% interest.

Here we have a tiny home.Won't have far to roam.And if the water rises up,You can row away without a hiccup.

Here we have a big rock..With it, you'll walk the walk.Hey, you could buy #1 and #2.That would be swell for you.

Here we have two.They aren't really in view.But they aren't the goal.You get to buy the pole.

Here we have one.Doesn't it look fun?But we can only finance the door.Sorry if you wanted more.

Look at the corner and turn.Some rubber may burn.We have that fence up for sale.It will keep no one out without fail.

And do you see far down?That tree is for sale in town.You could build a tree house.It would be fit for mighty mouse.

And look at this.Doesn't it bring bliss?Sorry, you only get the top.Good luck making that drop.

And see this one?My, it is well done.Those bushes sure look grand.They are for sale with no land.

And a quaint little retreat.A very quiet street.All nice and green.Sorry, you are only allowed to paint the scene. 
Should the cat give real estate a go? What was that? No? You mean you don't want a tiny home or a tree house? Damn, maybe you should ask your spouse. They may want to buy from the cat. You already did that? Hmm maybe I should just stick to taking pictures at my sea. And fyi, for the nuts, none of this is for sale by me, or maybe for sale at all. Hey, you could buy them come fall. Any scene stick out? Pat sure goes to many when out and about. On some though we'd take a pass. I want to avoid any bears eating my little rhyming ass.

Be careful what you buy, it could be a lie.