Being an adult is a whole scam, and I’ll tell you why

Disclaimer: this post is basically a spirited—if one can be both spirited AND tired af–tirade against capitalism. If you still believe in capitalism at this point, what are you even doing? Everything is on its way to hell anyway, why should any of us even aspire to have careers? If things have already gotten too leftist for you, bye then.

It is now midsummer, I’ve just turned 24, and I’m firmly settled in my belief that adulthood is a scam. Besides the expectation to be a functioning person...