I Have a Contest and Go To Deadwood

My intrepid assistant, Tracy, suggested I get off my lazy ass and have a contest. Since I regard her with a mixture of awe and terror--kind of like a pair of Ferragamos marked 30% off--I agreed.
So! We're having a "what is your favorite MJD character?" contest. There will be three winners and each will receive a $25 B&N gift card (not, I repeat, NOT a Borders card...see my previous Borders rant from last fall), an autographed book, and a t-shirt (they came out great, especially the ones...