What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What question do you wish that someone would ask about your book or your career or you, but nobody has?
by Dietrich
Any question beginning with, “So, when you won the Pulitzer …” 
Okay, so I’m not holding my breath on that one, but there are questions I like being asked, probably the same questions any author likes to be asked. “Can we pay you to speak at our event?” “What are you drinking?” “I’ve read all your books. When’s the next one coming out?” “How did you ever co...