Herman Cain for SecDef?

Now that he's withdrawn from the GOP race, Mr. Cain is still looking for attention.  I guess he became too used to the spotlight.  When the grand old witch of American TV reporting, Ms. Walters, asked him which cabinet post he might like, he said Secretary of Defense, her jaw dropped, and I choked on my second cup of coffee.  Now that I'm considering it without the distractions of Cain and Walters, and looking at it backwards and sideways and upside down, I'm of mixed emotions.  At first...