Rad Swag, Cackles, "Polar Express"/"Dead Eyes Opened" That Really Put The SCARE In Scarecrow… Sounds Like A Party To Me!

Apparently, I've Got This 'Thing' For

Public Humiliation…

Well, that and the fact a friend of mine edited a new clip for me to post on The 'Tubes that might very well be (no, I can't believe I'm saying this, either) too 'dark.'

Seriously?  SERIOUSLY.

Sheet left me in need of some Dorkus Maximus action

on

the

A.S.A.P. !

That's why when I spotted this nifty little Widget celebrating the 70th anniversary of OZ? Whelp, if you've been 'round these parts of the Interwebz very much in the last 6...