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It’s the start of the summer holidays this week.

The newspapers and Sunday supplements are full of advice on how to turn your white doughy carcass into rock-hard, tanned beach-body perfection in less than two weeks. The contoured swimwear you choose must offer tummy support and, unless you are under twelve, should be one-piece and preferably resemble early bathing suits that cover you from neck to knee.

 And once attired in your beachwear of choice, there’s sunscreen to consider.  UVA (aging...