Conan! What Is Best In Life?

"Creating an electrified torture rack for my penis!"

Or, to paraphrase William Gibson, the penis finds its own uses for things.  That's a consumer-grade TENS machine, the sort of thing you can pick up on Amazon for forty quid.

Oh.  Yeah.  You might not want to click through on it.  Should have mentioned that earlier. 

Did you ever read CROOKED LITTLE VEIN?

( previously on Conan! What Is Best In Life? )