On Planet Zōhlzärt, It's Okay to Get with Your Grandpa

For better or ill, I have a new story up at The Mustache Factor, a bit of flash fiction called "On Planet Zōhlzärt, It's Okay to Get with Your Grandpa."

As its title strongly suggests, this story is about the fact that on planet Zōhlzärt, it's okay to get with your grandpa.

Oh, if you're a family member, co-worker, former teacher, or a non-writer friend of mine, please don't bother to read this story. Seriously. There's far better ways you can spend your free time, even if you want to spend it destroying a few brain cells. May I suggest a double shot of Jäger instead.

For the rest of you, here's the link: On Planet Zōhlzärt…