I Used Up All The Good Topics In The Podcast, So Here’s The Podcast

I’m way off schedule on my podcastin’ duties, but I did release a new episode last night that covers all the “important” shit going on around here. Including, but not limited to:

My Ancestry DNA results
Toney’s Ancestry results, which are far more controversial
The rambunctious wiener dog we’re apparently keeping for a week(?!)
My exciting Amazon Prime Day purchases
An upcoming weekend dedicated to minor league baseball
The Chuck Cleaver show I’ll be attending next week

It’s a good episode… you know, relatively speaking. Check it out if you’re so inclined. It’s embedded below (fancy ass!), right here, or wherever you get podcasts.

And don’t forget about our hotline. Have a few pops one night, and give it a call. The number is at the top of this post. It’s fun! Leave a question, comment or suggestion and there’s a very good chance I’ll use it in a future episode.

Also, I’m working up the logistics, and also my nerve, and planning to occasionally have guests on the show soon. If it works out, that is. I’m hoping to have David Letterman on, and maybe Jimmy Page. But if they don’t respond it could be people like my old friend Rocky, and maybe Steve. We’ll just have to see how it plays out. It makes me nervous because there’s no evidence that I’m equipped to handle that kind of interview. The ones I’m accustomed to generally consist of me saying things like, “So, why’d you get shitcanned from your previous job?” The idea of conducting a radio-style interview makes me sweat a little. But that’s a good thing, right? …Hello?

Anyway, sorry I sucked up all the material for the podcast. But give it a listen if you have a chance, especially if you’ve never listened before. Also, in the comments tell me who you’d like to hear me interview. It ain’t gonna be Nostrils, or Sunny, or anything like that. So, all that’s out. But if you have other suggestions, please share. Maybe I could get one of my high school teachers to come on? Ha! I can just imagine that: “You were an insufferable little sarcastic prick. I hated you with all my being.” I have many options.

Have a great day, my friends!

I’ll be back soon.

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