eBay Delay & Apology

I'm sorry, winners of last night's auctions. I still can't get online from home -- I think maybe my router is finally fried. I still haven't sent your invoices out and today is my mom's birthday and I'm taking her out for a nice dinner and this is all a little harder than it ought to be because my life abruptly and (semi) unexpectedly went down le crapper late last night and I'm in a tranquilizer-dulled but still constant state of panic. I'll get a new router or get my ass to Kinko's to send invoices and print packing slips within a couple of days, I swear to God, and of course I'll have the items to you in plenty of time for Christmas. For the moment, I throw myself upon your tender mercies.