Go Tuck (erize) Yourself!

Win a walk on role in my next novel, one of ten free copies of my new book Marvellous Hairy or take home a mystery item from my desk.

All you have to do is either:

join my Facebook fan page, or
join my mailing list, the MonkeySphere.

I promise not to spam you relentlessly, and in exchange, I'm going to give away ten copies of Marvellous Hairy, a THING from the contents of my desk, and a chance to appear in my next novel.

That's the Tuck(erize) part. Worried about what Tuckerization is all...