Ode To The Tick Tick Ick!


You crawl and you stick.You bloodsucking dick.You pick and you choose.You stay in the news.
You burrow and suck.You dirty, little fluck.You give and release.You being the centerpiece. 

You take crack and pit.You germ-ridden shit.You blend and you mold.You see a human and, sold!
You crawl and you itch.You son of a bitch.You stick from a pass.You even crawl up an ass.

You wiggle and sink.You nasty old dink.You murder and maim.You stay out of the frame.
You ruin and fuss.You wonder why I cuss.You germ and exposeYou hide in last night's clothes.

You climb and you stick.You bloodsucking dick.You linger and load.You ruin nerve to node.
You need to be wiped.You heard what I typed.You petri dish of crapYou germ-ridden chap. 
Can you tell I have no love for them at my sea? They are one species that can go extinct and leave us be. Germ-ridden nasty things. They can take down bums to kings. All from one tiny little bite. They can turn you from light to darkness of night. Left with only a shell. Their petri dish of disease can cause any hell. That blotch in the last photo is one that attached itself to the car window. The grass there was even low. 2019 has resulted in 62 on me so far. Yeah, I don't want to get out of the car. Any wood ticks where you are at? Do you hate them as much as Pat and cat? If there were no nasty diseases and such, we wouldn't care very much. But on those life-altering diseases we'll take a pass. And yes, one actually did crawl up my little rhyming ass.
Wood ticks are shit, so don't get bit.
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Published on July 11, 2019 03:00
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