Things I have noticed about becoming a vegetarian.

3 months ago BANG! I turned into a vegetarian. Some things have changed. For the better? I don't know.

Hungrier more often
Immediate weight loss, which has plateaued
I sleep deeper, but less
My toenails grow quicker. Seriously
Bizarre feelings of mental well-being
More frequent episodes of extreme happiness/giddiness/hypomania
Less of a desire to consume alcohol, and when I do
Hangovers no longer so bad
More and denser erections

Ok.