Steamed Hams, but It’s a Homeric Epic

Flash Fiction Month 2019, Day 10 O Muse! Sing of Seymour, and his crazy explanations. Seymour, his boasts so outlandish that Chalmers must eat of the lotus ere he suffer them. Verily, when the superintendent hears the principal’s exaggerations, the city shall be riven with strife. Our tale begins at the end of a great […]