No Truth Like Velvet

Its a perfect Sunday night

Rain in the sky and Monday a holiday,

She wakes me from napping

To ask what I want to do

 

I want to have an all night poker game

With whiskey, smokin’ and cussin’

But no dogs allowed

 

For I have seen the velvet painting

Dogs cheat at cards

Let them go next door

And play pool and create havoc

 

For there is no truth like velvet

And no god save Elvis