Eck the Halls.

Well, it's clear what this year's top Christmas gift is, and it's not the pooping dachshund. I'll give you a hint: God Eck ye merry gentlemen. Oh little town of Ecklehem. We three Ecks of orient are. Yes, you guessed it, it's a genuine bonafide soft stuffed Eck, direct from There Is No Dog, created [...]