Who Here at the Yorktown Pennysaver is up for a Little Gwar?

From: Darius Pogue

To: "Office List"

Sent: Monday, December 12, 2011 8:39 AM

Subject: Who here at the Yorktown Pennysaver is up for a little Gwar?

Hey gang,

Sigh in relief. This isn't another email about security software updates. Trust your humble one-man IT department when I assure you that the Yorktown Pennysaver is now a veritable Fortress of Solitude, and that this email blast is of a decidedly more personal nature. It's sure to be the talk of the office until the steam whistle blows.

"Out ...