Is there any item you absolutely cannot keep track of? Mine is…

glasses. Glasses and cups of coffee.

I have lost my glasses again. A-gain!

I have a problem. I have a torque in my vision: my eyes switch problems at a certain distance, which means I can't wear bifocals. A doctor who prescribed neomycin for a minor eye infection just before BucConneer nearly blinded me: my eyes got worse and worse, and by the time I lost patience with the pain and blurry vision and went to a major eye clinic, where they informed me it was, yes, allergy—I had some permanent...