How does one say 'Whee!' in Czech?

Or Cal would prefer to know, how does one say 'Where can I get a chili cheese dog?' in Czech?
Yes, most authors let any country scoop up their books, are sold in hundreds, thousands, millions (perhaps I exaggerate) of countries, but I keep it exclusive. This dance ain't for everyone--just the sexy people (don't I wish. Why doesn't the UK get off their ass and buy the rights to my damn books?? I know I have many fans there. Ah well.) 

Nightlife and Moonshine have been sold to the Czech Republic....