All Sales Finally

Yesterday, a trek to a(nother) greenhouse going out of business, deals on pots, plantings, etc etc, to spruce up the recently-revealed and cleaned front porch yielded not only weariness but a business idea: open a store designed to go out of of business at its grand opening since the only way for businesses to make money in Ohio these days is to go out of business.

(Well, they tried.)

Further: construct a history around said business, decades in the family, yadda yadda yadda: in the inevitable local newspaper article / Facebook post, say how much the community has meant to you over the years and wait for the locals to deliver comments of “such a wonderful place, so many good memories, thoughts and prayers, such a shame, I wish I’d gone there more, etc etc” to pour in before they raid your grand opening for all the great deals and you close the doors forever.