Yes, I Ate It

Had lunch yesterday at the local Pizza Hut and ordered pizza rolls. When the waitress set my plate on the table, she bobbled it, spilling a little marinara sauce. This was what she served me. I swear on everything I hold dear that this is exactly how she served it -- the only change I made was turning the plate about 90 degrees to get a better shot with my cell phone.



Am I supposed to eat this or deep-throat it?

My ten-year-old and twelve-year-old daughters couldn't figure out why I laughed 'til I cried and took pictures of my lunch. Can I just say I'm very glad about that?