What Will Happen If You Join Jeb and Obie’s Marriage?

It’s so awesome that we’re funded! http://kck.st/2E4k8fl Now’s the time to work on some spectacular stretch goals. We have less than two weeks left! But I still hope we can hit this one:
You might be thinking: Join Jeb and Obie’s marriage? Why they’re just a bunch of toothless hillbillies! Why would I want to do that?
Oh…but do not know of the intriguing story we have planned. There is more to these hillbillies than it seems!
In fact–we already started writing the script for their route in case we make that stretch goal! Check out this snippet:
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Cody: That’s it. Time to head into the woods.
Fade to blackFade in on the woods background with Codyneutral three character spaces from the left side.
Sound: deliverance1.wav
Jebhappy appears on Cody’s left
Jeb: Yeehaw!
Obiehappy appears on Cody’s right
Obie: Hot dang!
Jeb: We’s tickled pink y’all decided to come!
Cody: I need to know what this is all about.
Obie: Sure thing! Let’s get in the truck and head on out!
Codyshocked
Cody: The truck?
Jeb: Well you don’t think we’re going to have a political event in our back yard, do you?
Cody: Er…right.
Fade to black