Banned if I do, banned if I don't

Irony is my favorite micronutrient, so I'm savoring the probability that I was banned from a school at the start of Banned Book Week. This is just too delicious not to delve into. I don't know the details yet, and I may never learn everything, but I hope to find out more tomorrow. I'll be traveling all day, so I might not get a chance to post until later, but I'll definitely share whatever I discover.

Speaking of irony, I got back to my hotel room in water-starved Burbank yesterday to disco...