“Shattering! Shivering! Shocking!”

37. Fan Mail – Nicole Davidson

Acting! Rivalry! Obsession! This was a fun read, if you ignore the descriptions of Randi and a few other things. Chris, the not at all stuck up actress and her plump, plain, supportive best friend Randi (see), get to hang out sometimes – but Chris has always been focused on her career and Randi’s always been able to accept and understand that. Now if only she could get a boyfriend. It’ll be hard now that she’s the lead in a horror film shooting in her hometown. She’s the lead, and her rival with a stage mother from hell isn’t.

And there is this one guy who has a bunch of pictures of her in his locker – pictures he took, pictures he cut out of the newspaper, but he’s not obsessive or anything, he has to wrestling championships to think about. If only those creepily obsessive photographs could lead to something… Well, they will, a misunderstanding of epic proportions and more creepy behavior. I’m in this tree outside your window, Chris, it’s totally normal and I’ll help you find the person trying to scare you with answering machine messages, blood on your mirror, and not drilling holes in that coffin you have to stay in for long enough to hyperventilate.

I’m beginning to find movie sets a very suspect location for teenagers. Some of them just can’t be professional and assume threats are just a PR stunt.

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Salem has his best friend the T-Rex to protect him, so, he’d be cool on film. Hire him, the 90s.

Mixtape:

1. Young Pros – Bass Drum of Death

2. Out of Line – The Bravery

3. I Am the Sun – Swans

4. You Don’t Know Me – The Butthole Surfers

5. LA Venice Bitch 80s – Carpenter Brut

6. Venom – Dance with the Dead

7. Posed to Death – The Faint

8. Grey Areas – Electric Six

9. Super Goo – The Cramps

10. Leave Me Alone – The Butthole Surfers

11. Evil La Girls – The Raveonettes

12. Rival – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

13. Turbo Killer – Carpenter Brut

14. High School Roaches – Bass Drum of Death

15. Scrape – Chelsea Wolfe

16. Night Walks – Black Mountain

17. Close Your Eyes – Edward Bear

18. Forever the End – Burning Tapes