Love Thy Neighbor, But Don't Sit Near Them

I'm going to church this morning.

Whenever I go to church, I try to sit in the far back, where nobody else is sitting .

Then I listen for an hour as the priest talks about the importance of loving your neighbor.  I nod my head.

As he talks, people sit near me.  They chat.  So I get up and move.  Then I listen to the importance of loving your neighbor again.

As I try to focus on loving one's neighbor, another one of these idiot neighbors sits right next to me.  He smells like he bathed in...