Cab Ride 4

Airport, eh? What're you, a pilot?

No.

Baggage handler? Flight attendant? You don't drive one of them carts around with the beeping noise, do you? That'd drive me crazy.

No.

Well shit, what're you goin to the airport for?

I'm a passenger on a plane, you idiot.

Oh yeah, right. Shoulda guessed. Where you headin?

Home.

Here on vacation?

No.

Business?

Yes.

What business?

I'm an editor.

Hey, I'm a writer! My novel's about the world's tallest midget.

Fascinating . . . Uh, how tall is he?

5 foot 9.

Tall. For a midge...