Nevers

Knowing that I have a novel coming out in November written solely in list form, a friend recently offered me her “Never List.”

It was good.

So I made my own. I encourage you to make one and share as well. _____________________________________________

Never used an illegal drug in my entire life

Never bought a lottery ticket

Never smoked a cigarette

Never tasted coffee

Never watched a single episode of The Bachelor, The Real Housewives of Wherever, or anything involving a Kardashian

Never swore in the presence of my mother

Never shoplifted

Never taken a selfie